开心一点
Take orange roughy买橙“连鳍鲑鱼”
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
在湖上钓鱼的吉姆经历了糟糕的一天，他忍受着灼热的阳光，坐了一整天却一条鱼都没钓到。回家的路上，他到一家超市里要了四条鲶鱼。他对卖鱼的说：“找四条最大的鱼，然后朝我身上扔！”
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
“为什么要我往您身上扔啊？”
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
“因为我想要让我老婆相信这些鱼都是我钓到的。”
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
“好吧，但是我建议您买橙连鳍鲑鱼。”
"But why?"
“为什么？”
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."
“因为您太太今天早些时候来这儿告诉我说，如果您过来的话，让我告诉您买橙连鳍鲑鱼。您太太说今天晚上她想吃橙连鳍鲑鱼。”
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[ 2007-02-03 13:15 ]
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots（杯）of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"
"50 cents." 呵呵,好有先见之明的太太啊..... 看你还敢惹我BQ
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